what if every time hannibal made a subtle cannibalism joke he just turned and looked at the camera like in the office
June 2013
i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit
What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?
fuck
“Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.”
—Unknown
“Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.”
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did you know that if you go into your bathroom turn off the lights and say Spock three times fast he won’t appear in your mirror because that is illogical
*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds
Wow this is the most accurate sentence describing my relationship ever.
