June 2011
First actual day working tomorrow.
Yay Kmart.
Imagine sitting in the movie theater and part 2 of...
Oh, the shit people feel the need to text me.
Friend: So I may have tripped and his personality might have gone in my mouth.
Me: So you sucked his dick? Gooood job.
Friend: I love your eloquence, Cassie.
Me: It's one of my more endearing qualities.
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