June 2012
May 2012
When I'm alone in my house
(via: lmaogtfo)
“There comes a time when you look into the mirror and you realize that what you...”
– Tennessee Williams.
Kids at school: You're so fat wow
Kids at school: You cut? You're so emo
Kids at school: Kill yourself no one likes you
Victim: *commits suicide*
Kids at school: Oh my god we always loved you, wow no one ever saw this coming, what a loss. We all miss you and love you so much, but you're watching over us all and im glad to call you my friend and you'll always be in my heart.
gnasche
cvhcvh:
an-oddberriedcobbler:
n. the intense desire to bite deeply into the forearm of someone you love.
(via dictionaryofobscuresorrows)
KEVIN THIS IS A REAL THING.
wvnderbar:
once i heard the ice cream truck outside but by the time i could get money to buy something from it, it was gone
im-a-walking-paradox:
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
today, i was presented with a choice...
hypotric:
knewdrew:
i had $54.
i could either…
pay my $54 phone bill or
i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
the struggle
My first boner →
When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me anything about puberty so I was freaking out. I literally started crying and screaming and I thought...
“A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, but a beautiful woman with a brain is an...”
– Prabal Gurung. 